Sunday, October 6, 2024

One of those #Shocktober films that’s convoluted but still fun in its own strange, Twilight Zone kind of way. #jackmeatsflix

My quick rating - 4.4/10. We get to follow two documentary filmmakers as they traverse alternate realities in search of the truth behind a missing graffiti artist. Directed by Graham Hughes, the film offers a unique concept but struggles to fully deliver on that potential. One of the biggest strengths of the movie is its creativity. The idea of dimension-hopping is compelling, and Hughes avoids falling into clichés by not titling the film something generic like Haunted Door or Door of the Dead. Instead, it’s an ambitious story with the feel of a larger project trapped inside a shoestring budget. While that ambition keeps you invested, it’s hard not to notice how much the film could have benefited from better resources. The found footage style, which is a hit-or-miss genre, is a downside from the get-go. For fans of cleaner cinematography, this approach might be frustrating. There’s also little science behind the dimension-hopping, so anyone who craves logical explanations for these kinds of plot points will likely feel pissed off. The acting is another weak spot. While the actors put in a valiant effort, the performances lack the polish needed to truly elevate the story. This combined with the low-budget aesthetic makes the experience feel a bit rough around the edges. That said, the movie's ambition and sheer creativity still manage to keep you hooked enough to see how it all ends. It’s one of those films that’s convoluted but still fun in its own strange way. However, the enjoyment mostly lies in a single viewing. It’s not something you’re likely to revisit, but for fans of found footage and experimental indie films, this flick might just be worth checking out.

Justwatch only has a couple of streamers listed for this one.

https://jackmeat.wixsite.com/jackmeat/post/hostile-dimensions-2024

Saturday, October 5, 2024

We get a well-shot #Shocktober film with strong performances from its leads, but it misses on delivering enough fear or urgency to keep you holding your breath (I had to do it). #jackmeatsflix

My quick rating - 5.4/10. This flick transports us to 1930s Oklahoma with an atmospheric take on the Dust Bowl era, nailing the period's look and feel. The aesthetic of the film is immersive, from the worn-out, dust-covered landscapes to the haunting isolation of life in a small, wind-battered home. The cinematography is strong, offering moments of striking imagery, especially during the dust storms, though I wish these storms had been used more effectively to drive tension and amplify the film's claustrophobic potential. Sarah Paulson shines as Margaret, a young mother grappling with grief and paranoia, giving a performance that carries the film through its slower parts. She expertly conveys Margaret’s internal battle, making her journey compelling even when the pace drags. Ebon Moss-Bachrach as Wallace also deserves a nod as his eerie portrayal adds a much-needed layer of tension, his character's ominous presence felt throughout. Unfortunately, the rest of the cast feels more like set dressing, failing to leave much of an impression. The film tries to lean into folk horror with a slow-burn, gothic approach, but it doesn't quite press hard enough on the horror elements to truly unsettle. The creeping dread is there, but it often fizzles out before reaching a satisfying payoff. The premise of a mysterious force lurking in the storms is promising, but the story never fully capitalizes on it. While the atmosphere works, the pacing struggles to maintain momentum, and the horror feels underutilized, leaving the film caught between a period drama and a horror movie without fully delivering on either. If the tension of the dust storms and the fear of the unknown had been explored more deeply, this flick could have been a standout. In the end, it's a well-shot film with strong performances from its leads, but it misses the mark of delivering enough fear or urgency to keep you holding your breath (I had to do it).

As of 10.04.24, Hulu is the sole streamer for this one.

https://jackmeat.wixsite.com/jackmeat/post/hold-your-breath-2024

Friday, October 4, 2024

I am always looking forward to what Cristina Scabbia and the rest of Lacuna Coil has in store for us, and this single has me anticipating the 2025 release of "Sleepless Empire" that much more. #jackmeatsotn



https://youtu.be/0Y1BqJzHPtY?si=smDdDi8fs91DpN1j

A commendable #Shocktober effort with an interesting premise on no budget, but ultimately too restrained in the horror department to be memorable. #jackmeatsflix

 My quick rating - 3.4/10. This is an interesting entry in the genre of video game horror films, aimed specifically at the gamer crowd. The entire movie is told through the lens of a livestream, where Scott Atkinson (Gunner Willis) plays what appears to be a random, low-budget indie horror game sent by a fan. At first glance, it feels like a standard gaming stream, but as Scott progresses through the game’s nine levels, things take a deadly turn. His viewers start dying, and Scott realizes he’s stuck in a very real, sinister nightmare. The film plays on the isolation of livestreaming, and the chat’s presence is a key element. The lack of physical interaction between Scott and his followers, who die in their own homes, adds a level of eerie separation. Given its release in 2018, it feels like a precursor to the Zoom-dominated world of COVID-19, but it doesn’t quite take full advantage of the potential horror that the setting provides. Scott’s character is an odd choice for a survival horror game streamer—he’s far from skilled at gaming, and his temperament makes it hard to believe he’s built a fanbase (ok, 200 or so). This might be intentional, reflecting the disconnect between a person’s outward success and their inner struggles, but it also makes for some awkward moments in the film. The games he’s forced to play aren’t particularly engaging either, which dampens the tension as the stakes rise. Director Michelle Iannantuono’s budget is clearly limited, but she does what she can to maintain cohesion, even if the kills are uninspired (a repeated "JOEUSER has left the chat" instead of the more visceral horror you might expect). One moment of actual violence comes off as more disappointing than terrifying. Still, Iannantuono earns credit for the bold, risky ending. While the film overall may not fully deliver, the ending hints at a deeper meaning, particularly in how the film was created. For a 70-minute runtime, the pacing is tight, but I couldn’t help but feel like Livescream could have pushed itself further. Hopefully, the follow-up,  Livescreamers, will dive deeper into the horror elements and build on the foundations laid here. It is A commendable effort with an interesting premise, but ultimately too restrained to be memorable. There’s a lot of potential that just doesn’t quite hit its mark however I really appreciated the honesty in the message at the end of the flick.

Amazon is your only streaming option on Justwatch as of 10.03.24.

https://jackmeat.wixsite.com/jackmeat/post/livescream-2018

Thursday, October 3, 2024

I was able to slip in a 3D flick right before #Shocktober began but I didn't exactly pick a winner with this tame shark attack excursion. #jackmeatsflix

My quick rating - 3.9/10. I decided to put my Quest 3 to use with this flick hoping for a solid 3D shark attack horror experience, but it didn't quite deliver. The movie suffers from poor acting and lacks intensity, which is disappointing for a creature feature. As for the 3D effects, they feel like an afterthought, only working well in maybe two scenes. The rest of the time, they don't add much to the film's impact minus one airborne shark :) For a horror flick, it's insanely tame. It teases the usual elements—like nudity and gore—but never once gives you boobs and hardly any blood. This makes it a letdown for anyone expecting a thrilling or bloody shark movie. The premise had potential, with an underlying idea involving why the sharks are in a lake, but the execution falls flat. The explanation gets lost in a dull, slow-moving plot that never really picks up. The perpetrators of the scheme are so stereotypical it is amusing and I would be curious to find out if those characters were meant to be a parody of other movies or were supposed to be taken seriously. It’s slightly better than the typical Syfy network fare but still feels like it’s not quite ready for the big leagues. Overall, it's a forgettable experience with a few decent moments but nothing truly memorable and not something I need in my collection to show off Meta's latest toy.

Amazon is the cheapest of the few streamers offering this one.

https://jackmeat.wixsite.com/jackmeat/post/shark-night-3d-2011

Wednesday, October 2, 2024

I am still unboxing so I am catching up on some horror flicks I watched while in Sydney including this #thankskilling slasher I watched last #Christmas for this #shocktober. #jackmeatsflix

My quick rating - 6.8/10. Eli Roth delivers a holiday horror treat with this one, a slasher that blends gruesome kills with a seasonal twist. The film opens with a chaotic Black Friday riot that turns deadly, setting the stage for a masked killer to wreak havoc in Plymouth, Massachusetts—the birthplace of the Thanksgiving holiday. What begins as seemingly random revenge killings soon evolves into a sinister plot with deeper, more unsettling roots. The real standout of this movie is the brutality of the kills. Roth doesn’t hold back, delivering creative and shockingly violent deaths that will satisfy any slasher fan. Most of the kills are brought to life with practical effects, enhancing the visceral experience. While there may be a couple of CGI moments, the majority of the gore feels grounded and gritty, adding to the film's raw edge. From the start, the film establishes a relentless pace, and the bloodshed begins early, keeping you on edge throughout. The unpredictability of the plot, combined with the gory set pieces, makes for an entertaining ride. The cast is more of an afterthought and although they all did what is expected for this type of film, I am always happy to see Gina Gershon pop up in horror fare. However, the ending is a bit strange, leaving viewers with an unexpected twist that hints at a possible sequel. While it doesn’t tie everything up neatly, it still leaves the door open for more carnage, which could be a plus or a downside depending on how much you're into open-ended conclusions. In summary, we get a solid holiday-themed slasher that delivers what fans of the genre crave: inventive kills, plenty of blood, and a twisted sense of humor. Roth’s signature style shines through, making this one to add to the holiday horror rotation for those looking for something bloody and festive.

Amazon along with a couple of other streamers have this including Netflix.

https://jackmeat.wixsite.com/jackmeat/post/thanksgiving-2023

Tuesday, October 1, 2024

My favorite time of year, #shocktober, and what better way to kick it off than with an all-out gorefest from #necrostorm. #jackmeatsflix

My quick rating - 5.6/10. This flick is exactly what you’d expect from Necrostorm: an over-the-top, blood-soaked spectacle with little regard for logic or serious storytelling. Set in the year 2161, the plot follows an android and three employees of a fast-food chain that serves human meat as they battle against an army of mutant terrorists. Yes, you read that right, and that pretty much sums up the wild, absurd ride you're in for.

The movie's strength lies in its insane gore. If you're a fan of practical effects and don't mind copious amounts of blood and guts, this movie delivers in spades. The kills are ridiculous, grotesque, and often laughably exaggerated, giving the film its signature Necrostorm vibe. However, if you attempt to take this movie seriously for even a moment, it will lose all its charm. The performances are, frankly, not worth mentioning. The acting is as absurd as the premise, but that seems to be part of the appeal. This movie isn't about character depth or emotional weight. It's a visual experience meant to be enjoyed for its sheer madness. In summary, Taeter Burger is a movie that revels in its absurdity. It’s not for everyone, but if you're a fan of campy, gore-filled sci-fi horror with a larger budget than usual for Necrostorm, this film might just hit the spot. Just leave your expectations at the door, sit back, and enjoy the carnage.

Unfortunately, Justwatch doesn't have any streamers for this one, Necrostorm does.

https://jackmeat.wixsite.com/jackmeat/post/taeter-burger-2023