The Crew (2009) Luckily I gave this one a rating because, beyond my initial thought, I don't recall any of this one. Not a great sign but it was during the accident. #jackmeatsflix

My quick rating - 5.3/10. Hoping to raise enough capital to finance a legitimate business and leave behind his life of crime, Liverpool underworld boss Ged Brennan (Scott Williams) sends his brother Ratter (Kenny Doughty) and a crew to pull a daring final heist. But when Ratter kills a drug kingpin during the job, Brennan must turn to rival crook Franner to avert an all-out gangland war. I would love to elaborate but there is nothing about this movie that has stuck in my memory from when I viewed it in early January 2024.

Justwatch doesn't bring anything up so you'll have to dig deeper to find this one.

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Kill (2024) This flick is a brutal, exhilarating ride that will leave you breathless and eager for more. #jackmeatsflix

My quick rating - 7.8/10. This flick has rightfully earned its spot as the featured trailer of the week, setting the stage for an action-packed spectacle that will keep you glued to the screen. From the moment the film begins, you're thrust into a relentless barrage of hand-to-hand combat that lasts a solid 45 minutes before the main storyline even begins. This movie effortlessly transitions from a Die Hard scenario on a train to a full-throttle revenge flick, thanks to the introduction of a one-man army portrayed by Lakshya. The plot kicks off with an army commando who discovers that his true love is being forced into an arranged marriage. Determined to derail this plan, he boards a New Delhi-bound train, setting the stage for a daring quest. However, the real action begins when a gang of knife-wielding thieves terrorizes the passengers. The commando springs into action, taking on the criminals in a brutal, death-defying kill spree to save the innocent lives around him. What should have been a typical commute transforms into an adrenaline-fueled thrill ride. Lakshya's performance as the commando is nothing short of spectacular. His portrayal of a man who abandons all rules to save the ones he loves is both intense and captivating. The sheer brutality of the fight scenes, combined with the high stakes of the situation, makes for an unforgettable viewing experience. The choreography is top-notch, with each fight sequence more intense and creative than the last. I found it crazy it was able to maintain such a high level of tension and excitement throughout its runtime. The film doesn't shy away from showcasing the raw, visceral nature of combat, and the body count is definitely something to behold. If I were still doing body count movie reviews like back in high school, this film would undoubtedly rank high on the list. In summary, this is a must-watch for action enthusiasts. With its relentless combat sequences, compelling storyline, and a standout performance by Lakshya, this film delivers on all fronts. It's a brutal, exhilarating ride that will leave you breathless and eager for more.

You can check this out on Amazon or on these streamers.

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#chadgetstheaxe (2022) You get 4 irritating streamers heading to a house that was a former home for a satanic cult and you get no gore or quality kills, just a headache. #jackmeatsflix

My quick rating - 3.1/10. I am sure this will be another narcissistic pile of crap but we shall see. Four social media influencers livestream their trip to Devil's Manor, the former home of a Satanic Cult. Things don't go well. And as the violence ramps up... so do the views. 15 minutes into this flick and I cannot decide who I root for to die first. They are all excruciatingly painful to listen to so hopefully someone will be "mashing" an axe into them and not the subscribe button. Someone in the comments that have been streaming the whole time just said "how to get rid of the comments. so irritating." Strange how I was just wondering if those were going to go the entire friggin' movie. It was creative enough to use their constant need for streaming to show different perspectives of the narrative. Everyone watches Blair Witch and thinks "I can do that" and this is further proof YOU CAN. That movie sucked and so does this one however that movie had brilliant marketing behind it while this is just another shitty example of found footage. You do see the killer, or killers in this one but that doesn't lead to any quality kills or gore. The ending just turns into the scares you get at a community haunted house, strobes and all. I won't get into the acting and say they were terrible since that is exactly what they were supposed to be. If you are told to be irritating young adults desperately craving attention by the writer (Travis Bible) and you turn in that performance, mission accomplished. Speaking of writing, there really isn't a single thing going on here that hasn't been touched upon countless times in other horror flix and very often done far better. I did notice that Bible is more known for his editing and that might be the highlight of this movie since that is done well flipping between different streamers for points of view. Overall, this one showed up and is already gone in the 83 minutes it took to watch it. I can only recommend this one if you are on a quest to see every first-person handicam horror tripe you can get your eyes on. Or you are a glutton for punishment like me. BTW, the comments went on throughout the entire movie. You have been warned.

Amazon has this or check it out on AMC+ and Shudder included with subbie.

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The Smashing Pumpkins just released Aghori Mhori Mei. If you are a fan, check it out. #jackmeatsotn

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The Voices (2014) Ryan Reynolds plays a likable guy pursuing his office crush with help from his evil talking pets (whom he voices), but things turn sinister when she stands him up for a date. #jackmeatsflix

My quick rating - 6,2/10. Jerry (Ryan Reynolds) is a seemingly normal man trying to succeed in his new job at the Milton Bathtub Factory. He lives in a normal apartment—the type you would expect from a young bachelor—with his dog, Bosco, and his cat, Mr. Whiskers. Yet something seems off. As the new guy at work, Jerry is asked to help plan the company picnic, and he meets Fiona (Gemma Arterton), an attractive English girl from accounting. Jerry immediately takes a liking to Fiona and excitedly goes home to tell his pets about her. And surprisingly, they answer. But all this is just the beginning of an insanely bizarre and twisted tale. It is hard to think of Reynolds doing anything but Deadpool these days, but he was in quite a few flix before then. Mostly comedies as this is. Usually more on the stupid humor side though, as this one is a dark one. Reynolds plays an everyday factory worker who hears voices that he projects out of his pets, and they tell him to do things. Don't we all lol. Well, the mundane tasks slowly turn into his head taking him down a trip where serial killers dwell. Quite funny at times and just gets bogged down for a lack of something more than what we get. Still a fun flick as long as severed heads giving you advice doesn't bother you.

Amazon and a couple others are streaming this including these freebies.

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Civil War (2024) A thought-provoking and entertaining watch about a modern civil war and the well-acted journalists risking their lives to cover it. #jackmeatsflix

My quick rating - 7.0/10. This film grabs us by the shoulders and screams, "If it is a Civil War you want, I'll put it on a giant IMAX screen and dare you to cheer." In the near future, a group of war journalists will attempt to survive while reporting the truth as the United States stands on the brink of civil war. The flick offers a gripping and immersive journey across a dystopian America, following a team of military-embedded journalists as they race against time to reach Washington, D.C., before rebel factions descend upon the White House. The movie is marked by great choreography and believable scenes that draw the audience into the chaos and urgency of the situation. The action sequences are well-executed, providing a visceral sense of the danger and unpredictability faced by the characters. The realistic depiction of combat and the stark portrayal of a nation in turmoil make for a compelling viewing experience. The acting is solid throughout, with Kirsten Dunst delivering a standout performance. Her portrayal of a determined and resilient journalist adds depth and believability to the narrative. The ensemble cast complements her well, each bringing their own strengths to their roles and contributing to the film’s overall impact. The story is both timely and thought-provoking, exploring themes of truth, survival, and the ethical complexities faced by those who document war. As the journalists navigate through hostile territories and encounter various factions, the film raises important questions about the role of media in conflict and the personal cost of pursuing the truth. I thought it succeeded in creating a believable and haunting vision of a fractured America. The dystopian setting is convincingly portrayed, and the tension is palpable as the team of journalists pushes forward despite the overwhelming odds. The film’s pacing keeps you interested, balancing intense action with moments of introspection and character development. In conclusion, the flick is a well-crafted and impactful film that combines excellent choreography, strong acting, and a compelling narrative. Dunst shines in her role, and Nick Offerman is great but not used very much. The movie effectively captures the perilous journey of war journalists in a near-future America. It’s a thought-provoking and entertaining watch that leaves a lasting impression. This film will be awarded, there is no doubt. Alex Garland has broken new ground, and his script, actors, and cinematography deserve all the accolades they get.

Amazon and several others have this streaming if you aren't going to check the theater.

https://wix.to/SsNohF8

Deadtectives (2019) This horror/comedy is worth dropping on your watchlist if quirky characters, effective blood effects, and a fun storyline sound appealing. #jackmeatsflix

My quick rating - 5.7/10. Another reality TV paranormal investigators flick that follows a team as they venture into Mexico's most haunted house, hoping to boost their show's ratings. What starts as a typical quest for sensational footage quickly turns into a terrifying ordeal when the mansion's dark secrets begin to surface. With no real ghost-hunting skills, the team must figure out how to survive the night and escape the house with their lives. This film strikes a well-balanced mix of horror and comedy. The characters are quirky and endearing, each bringing their own brand of humor to the table. Their interactions and reactions to the increasingly spooky events add a layer of comedic relief that makes the horror elements even more effective. I didn't recognize any of the actors but I did find Chris Geere hitting the laughs most often. The blood effects are nicely done, adding to the film's overall appeal. The practical effects work well within the movie's budget, providing just the right amount of gore without overdoing it. This balance ensures that the film remains entertaining without becoming too grotesque for the weaker stomach audience. The storyline may not be new but it is engaging, keeping you invested as the team navigates the haunted house's dangers. The pacing is well-handled, with moments of tension punctuated by humor that keeps the tone light without undermining the horror elements. The film's setting—a creepy, atmospheric mansion—adds to the eerie vibe, making it a perfect backdrop for the unfolding chaos. Overall, it is an enjoyable ride that blends horror and comedy seamlessly. Its quirky characters, effective blood effects, and engaging storyline make it watchlist worthy for fans of the genre. If you're looking for a horror-comedy that delivers both scares and laughs, this isn't a bad choice.

There are more freebies than paid options to add with Amazon for this one.

https://wix.to/TWiLp4n