Saturday, September 7, 2024

The Apocalypse Box (2024) Just FYI, between moving off Wix, and now moving our little family to a new place, I may not be on schedule or as generous as I was with this flick. #jackmeatsflix

My quick rating - 4.0/10. Going into this flick without any prior knowledge felt like a gamble, but unfortunately, it didn't quite pay off. The film centers on Piers Stonesmith (Tom Butcher), a right-wing politician pushing his "Keep Britain British" agenda, who gathers six strangers on the eve of his election to unlock the secrets of a wish-granting box. A great deal of the focus is on the politician's make up woman played by Eva Best and how she tries to keep everything under control in a situation she absolutely has no grasp of. The film’s core plot—a spin on the “genie in a bottle” tale with a twist that wishes come with consequences—had the potential to be interesting but ultimately fell flat. The pacing is one of its biggest weaknesses. It drags too often, and there's far too little explanation about the box itself. While a sense of mystery is clearly intended, the film fails to generate enough intrigue around the box’s nature or its impact to make me care. The story events surrounding it don’t provide enough depth or engagement to maintain tension, so scenes that should feel suspenseful or dramatic end up lackluster. What little entertainment the indie film provides is overshadowed by poor execution, though it’s saved slightly by a satisfying conclusion. The wrap-up helps alleviate the frustration built up by the plodding middle section. However, with more care in pacing and fleshing out the characters and stakes, it could have been a more impactful film. Overall, it had promise but missed the mark in execution. My rating feels fair, largely for that conclusive ending. Without it, the score would have likely dipped lower.

Amazon is the only streamer now but here is the Justwatch link in case that changes.

https://jackmeat.wixsite.com/jackmeat/post/the-apocalypse-box-2024

Friday, September 6, 2024

Dune: Part Two (2024) One of the rare occasions that the sequel surpasses the first on all levels and this is must-see for any fans of the genre. #jackmeatsflix

My quick rating - 8.5/10. Continuing the epic saga began in its predecessor, and it's a rare sequel that manages to surpass the original. This film takes us on a mythic journey filled with grandeur, intrigue, and breathtaking visuals. Following the footsteps of Paul Atreides, played with depth by Timothée Chalamet, the story delves deeper into Paul's transformation as he unites with Chani (Zendaya) and the Fremen in his quest for revenge against those who destroyed his family. As Paul grapples with the weight of his destiny, he faces a pivotal choice between his personal desires and the fate of the entire universe. What sets this sequel apart is its ability to build upon the groundwork laid by its predecessor while expanding the scope of the story. Director Denis Villeneuve once again demonstrates his mastery of visual storytelling, crafting awe-inspiring landscapes and intricate set pieces that transport viewers to the world of Arrakis. The performances are stellar across the board, with Chalamet delivering a nuanced portrayal of Paul's internal struggles. Rebecca Ferguson shines as Jessica, bringing depth and emotion to her character, while the supporting cast, including Josh Brolin and Zendaya, add layers to the ensemble. One strength I immediately caught lies in its exploration of themes such as power, destiny, and sacrifice. As Paul grapples with his newfound abilities and the responsibilities they entail, the narrative delves into the consequences of his choices, both for himself and those around him. Moreover, part two maintains a perfect balance between action and introspection. While there are thrilling sequences that keep audiences on the edge of their seats, there are also quiet moments of reflection that allow for deeper exploration of the characters and their motivations. In conclusion, this flick is a masterpiece of modern cinema, a sequel that not only lives up to its predecessor but surpasses it in every aspect. With its stunning visuals, compelling performances, and thought-provoking themes, it's a film that demands to be seen on the biggest screen possible.

Amazon and several other streamers have this one along with MAX.

https://jackmeat.wixsite.com/jackmeat/post/dune-part-two-2024

Wednesday, September 4, 2024

Straightheads (2007) Gillian Anderson stars in this average revenge thriller that drags a lot before getting to the point and ends up being very far-fetched. #jackmeatsflix

My quick rating - 5.1/10 If you go to find this flick, it may be under Closure as well. Not your standard Gillian Anderson role. There is instant chemistry between Alice (Gillian Anderson), a businesswoman, and Adam (Danny Dyer), a younger working-class man who installs a security system in her London apartment. She takes him to a party in the country, and they end up making love. But the night turns horrific when they encounter three thugs who maim Adam and rape Alice. The incident turns them into fearful recluses until Alice spots the leader of their attackers (Anthony Calf) -- and the two victims plot a brutal revenge. I will say this one has a single scene that is very memorable, to say the least.

Only a limited number of streamers including Amazon for this one.

https://jackmeat.wixsite.com/jackmeat/post/straightheads-2007

Tuesday, September 3, 2024

Site 13 (2023) The nauseating camerawork makes a jumbled story even less bearable as much as I enjoy trips to Lovecraft's Miskatonic University #jackmeatsflix

My quick rating - 3.4/10. I can see by the insane amount of background information they are telling that they really want us to take this one seriously. After watching this one, you can tell this whole thing is a vanity project for Nathan Faudree. The credits point that out but I hadn't looked until after to verify my theory. When Dr. Nathan Marsh (Faudree) awakens from a catatonic state in a mental institution, he must relive his last expedition by watching tapes from the site visit, only to discover he's unleashed an unstoppable horror. Inspired by Lovecraft with the mention of the Miskatonic University but it didn't seem to get the mythos quite right. Hardcore Lovecraft fans will be all over pointing out the issues here and probably far more than I would even notice. The camera work is pretty nauseating throughout the whole film which detracts from the weak plot. The story was just a jumbled mess and never caught onto any rhythm to explain the narrative. This wasn't aided at all by the poor use of found footage material which you all know I loathe. But I will still always give it a chance since there has been good use of it every now and then. Just not this time. I wanted to enjoy this one being a fan of H.P. Lovecraft but it just wasn't help together in any way that could capture my interest. Maybe if counterparts Tony Urban and Faudree could've spent more time on the story itself and less time winging the cameras around at break-neck speeds to hide the lack of special effects budget, they could've dreamt up a plot that Lovecraft would be proud of but instead it was a lot of cheap shaky camera with Cthulu mythos baked into it. Speaking of, the all powerful entity here just didn't come across as very ominous at all. Overall, it is just a bewildering experiment that may have had potential if the makers could've put a bit more effort into it. I tend to be very lenient with Lovecraft stuff since it is some out-there material and very few can ever seem to get it right. I read somewhere this is a "cosmic horror" film. Ehhh....

Only a couple streaming options as of 09.03.2024 and Amazon is one of them.

https://jackmeat.wixsite.com/jackmeat/post/site-13-2023

Monday, September 2, 2024

#amfad All My Friends Are Dead (2024) If you're in the mood for some sinfully good gore this is a fun watch with decent kills, but don't expect anything revolutionary. #jackmeatsflix #eikid

My quick rating - 5.2/10. This flick is yet another entry into the ever-popular slasher genre, this time with a twist based on the seven deadly sins. The premise is straightforward: a group of college friends rent an Airbnb for what should be a weekend of carefree partying at the biggest music festival of the year. However, things quickly turn dark as they start getting picked off one by one, each death corresponding to one of the seven deadly sins. The movie kicks off with character introductions, and it's immediately clear that these people are not long for this world. Almost all of them exhibit toxic traits, making it obvious who’s going to bite the dust—and in this genre, that’s part of the fun. As expected, they all seem to loathe each other, adding to the tension and setting the stage for their inevitable demise. It takes a full 20 minutes to reach the opening credits, but the wait is worth it. The credits sequence features a stylish 1950s filmstrip-style instructional video about the seven deadly sins, which I found to be a creative and entertaining touch. The movie doesn’t offer anything particularly new to the slasher genre. The acting is typical for this style of film—nothing spectacular but serviceable for what the movie is trying to achieve. Jade Pettyjohn got the most screen time and did fairly well to keep me interested in what happened to her. She was my pick for ending up the final girl, although I won't say if I was correct or not. The twists are decent, and the kills are where this film shines. The deaths are creative, and the movie doesn't shy away from showing the gore, which should satisfy any slasher fan’s craving for brutality. Where the movie falls short is in the middle. I wish there had been more focus on the sin-themed killings and their setups. The concept had a lot of potential, but it felt somewhat underutilized. The film is fun and has its moments, but it's not going to stand out as a classic in the genre. The ending does set up a sequel in a clever manner, so there may be more to explore in this world. #EIKID

Amazon and a few other streamers have this one for viewing.

https://wix.to/pyQnBJ5

Sunday, September 1, 2024

Pemukiman Setan (The Devil’s Lair) (2023) This Indonesian horror flick is worth a watch if you're into gory supernatural horror that has a certain Evil Dead type feel to it. #jackmeatsflix

My quick rating - 5.4/10. Indonesian horror has been gaining traction for delivering some truly terrifying experiences, and this flick joins the ranks with a blend of horror and blood-soaked mayhem. The film centers around a woman scarred by the trauma of family violence and economic hardship, who finds herself reluctantly dragged into a robbery of an antique house alongside three friends. The mission is clear: take only the valuable items and leave everything else untouched. Simple enough, right? Of course, things don’t go as planned. What stands out initially is the interesting premise that suggests a controlled heist but spirals into chaotic terror. The creepy main demon lurking in the house is a definite highlight, giving off serious Evil Dead vibes with its malevolent presence. The film leans heavily on blood and gore, often more than on building tension, which is both a strength and a weakness. For fans of visceral horror, there’s plenty to feast on, but those seeking a more suspenseful, edge-of-your-seat experience might find the balance a bit off. Visually, I found it a mixed bag. At times, the special effects deliver striking and eerie visuals, but other moments fall flat, looking downright cheap. This unevenness in quality detracts from the overall impact, making it feel less polished compared to Indonesia's recent horror successes. So we aren't getting treated to anything on the level of Satan's Slaves. Despite this, there’s enough here to keep you engaged, even if it doesn't fully deliver on its promise. The film teases a sequel, and while Pemukiman Setan isn’t perfect, it’s intriguing enough that I’d be curious to see where they take the story next. It’s not a bad horror film by any means and is worth a watch if you're into gory supernatural horror, but keep your expectations in check.

Justwatch doesn't have any streamers for this as of now.

https://wix.to/ZdNaDqt