Tuesday, May 21, 2024

The Seeding (2023) If you can overlook its flaws, this horror flick is worth a watch for its spine-tingling moments and eerie inbred children. #jackmeatsflix

My quick rating - 5.2/10. This was the featured trailer a few weeks back on my website since I thought it looked unique. Let's find out...Saw that ending coming from a million miles away. The Seeding is a horror film that takes you on a chilling journey into the heart of darkness. Set in a barren and isolated desert, the movie follows a hiker who finds himself lost and at the mercy of a gang of feral children with haunting legacies. Scott Haze takes this role on with a lot of inconsistency in the portrayal of the prisoner. Sometimes taking it too lightly and others overreact to no end. The premise is promising, offering a unique twist on the survival horror genre. As Wyndham, the hiker, becomes ensnared in a sadistic battle for survival against the eerie children, tension mounts, and the stakes skyrocket. Insert the other captive in the cavern, Alina (Kate Lyn Sheil) and you have two people desperate to escape. The strongest point is its setting. The barren desert landscape serves as the perfect backdrop for the unfolding horrors, enhancing the sense of isolation and hopelessness. The vast emptiness of the surroundings along with the inability to climb their way out of the cavern adds to the feeling of being trapped in a nightmare. The feral children themselves are a terrifying presence, their haunting legacies shrouded in mystery. Their inbred nature adds an extra layer of creepiness to the proceedings, making them formidable adversaries for the hiker. However, it falls short in its execution, particularly in its predictability. That ending, in particular, is telegraphed from a mile away, robbing the film of some of its impact. While there are moments of genuine suspense and terror, they are often overshadowed by a sense of inevitability. Still it manages to deliver some effective scares. The creepy atmosphere and unsettling premise make for a chilling viewing experience, particularly for fans of horror. If you can overlook its flaws, it's worth a watch for its spine-tingling moments and eerie inbred children.

Amazon has this for 99 cents right now otherwise these streamers have it.

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Saturday, May 18, 2024

The Creator (2023) The exceptional visuals make up for some strange pacing in a scifi epic that just misses the mark of greatness. #jackmeatsflix

My quick rating - 6.5/10. Gareth Edwards plunges us into a dystopian battleground where humanity's struggle against advanced artificial intelligence reaches its climactic peak. Set against a backdrop of futuristic warfare, the film follows a grizzled ex-special forces operative on a relentless quest to confront the enigmatic figure behind the AI uprising, known only as the Creator. From the outset, Edwards presents you with a visually stunning world that seamlessly blends elements of high-tech futurism with the gritty realism of a war-torn society. The attention to detail in crafting this immersive environment is commendable, drawing audiences deeper into the chaos and uncertainty of the conflict. One of the film's standout features is its adrenaline-pumping action sequences. From intense firefights to heart-stopping chase scenes, this flick delivers an onslaught of high-octane thrills that keep you on the edge of your seat. Each encounter feels visceral and kinetic, thanks in no small part to the expert choreography and dynamic camerawork. However, amidst the whirlwind of action, I thought the movie occasionally stumbles in pacing. The breakneck speed at which events unfolded sometimes left me struggling to keep pace with the story, resulting in moments where clarity was sacrificed for momentum. Nevertheless, where this flick truly shines is in its cinematography. Edwards demonstrates a keen eye for composition and framing, capturing breathtaking visuals that elevate the film to cinematic heights that reminded me of Blade Runner. From sweeping aerial shots of the ravaged landscape to intimate close-ups that convey the characters' emotions, every frame is meticulously crafted to immerse us in the story. Leading the charge is John David Washington, who delivers a compelling performance as the protagonist. His portrayal of the hardened ex-special forces agent is imbued with a sense of grit and determination, making it easy to root for him on his perilous journey. I thought it was a visually stunning and action-packed thrill ride that immerses viewers in a dystopian future where humanity's fate hangs in the balance. While its breakneck pace may occasionally leave audiences struggling to keep up, the film's breathtaking cinematography and strong performances ensure that it remains a captivating flick from start to finish and is well worth the time of any scifi fan.

Hulu has this one right now otherwise you can check these streamers out.

Friday, May 10, 2024

The Invisible Maniac (1990) If you were a fan of those 80s/90s comedy flix that were more or less an excuse to show boobs, here is one you may have missed. #jackmeatsflix

My quick rating - 4.0/10. I vaguely recall popping this on when I was working at West Coast Video but I don't remember the movie in the slightest. An invisible scientist escapes from an asylum and teaches high-school physics to nubile teens. Noel Peters plays the goofy scientist and I don't believe I have seen him before. He does play the part very well though. And he does use the powers of invisibility as you would expect for a 90s horror/comedy and that is to spy on his students naked so you can expect plenty of boobs during the 86 minutes. Director Adam Rifkin demonstrates once again he has quite the range in him for his movies so you never really know what kind of quality you are going to get. But they tend to be well made so it falls into which ones he accepts (when he wasn't the writer that is). Once he loses his mind and goes on a killing spree, the lunatic laughter bit gets really old very fast. In case you are wondering about the acting, one of the students is the departed porn actress Savannah. I assume that tells you all you need to know without speaking poorly of the deceased. I honestly would've enjoyed this one a bit more had it not been for that constant annoying laughter. If they would've thrown in a bit more gore in those kills, they could've had something. Instead, it played things far too safe for my tastes. The sub sandwich scene was amusing in a creative kill kind of way.

The only streamer mentioned is Plex for free with ads or Amazon has it on Blu-ray.

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